Remember the bit in #70 about having a plug on the drive? Yeah, turns out it's really cool. So this one is the fastest car I've ever owned by some stretch, and its very comfy and quiet. And currently averaging about 2p per mile to run, ignoring paying for the car itself obv which is also the most expensive by miles. But... it's really fun? And very competent and comfy? And did 2k miles to the south of France and back beautifully without any hassle? I really really like it!
My life in shite
shit cars I've owned. 1998-present.
25th Year anniversary summary!
25 years was 2023 but this is close enough and I passed my test in June 2018 so I think this is fine. Thought a little review might be in order, 70 cars down...
The Prius (#60) was honestly probably the best. The Explorer and the first Capri were possibly the most endearing. Right now I'm hoping the Kuga (#70) is a mix of the Prius and Explorer, it cerainly has some charm, but it's week 1, so plenty of time for disaster.
I think the Vectra was the one I disliked most, which was probably unfair but it just felt really shit and didn't do anything very well.
So, some STATS:
Most Miles done by me: Actually #1. I did 48k before ramming it in the back of a parked french saloon. Second I believe is #40 the Saab 9-3. Which was very new for me, but I basically hated. It also let me down more than any other that I can remember. Finishing up the top 3 is Woody (#60), which was just a bloody excellent car.
Most Miles total: Pretty obviously #12 240k is a lot. It was still doing fine though.
Longest Ownership: I *thought* a rough tie between the MGF and Woody. Both 3 years or so. My memory won't let me work out how long I had the first Capri but that might be around the same, I think nearer 2 years though. So I checked the exact dates, and Woody was 2 years and 3 days and the MG was 3 years and 4 months. So not that close actually. Still, 4k miles in the MG vs 24k in Woody. Different cars, innit.
Last but not least the big numbers:
Saab: 13
Citroen: 9
Ford: 6
Renault: 6
VW: 6
Honda: 5
Suzuki: 3
Toyota: 3
Triumph: 3
Kia: 2
Mercedes: 2
Fiat, Ginetta, Hyundai, Jaguar, Mazda, MG, Nissan, Proton, Seat, Skoda, Vauxhall, Volvo: 1.
So far so good.
Anyway, here's 3 reliable japanese wagons at the same time by way of celebration:
70: 2021 Ford Kuga PHEV
Moved house. Now have a plug on the drive. This was the answer to the conundrum that created. It has heated seats but no sunroof. But also promises to do several miles without turning the engine on. Actually feels similar in spirit to the Prius so far, which is a good thing. We're calling it Steve. Steve Kuga. Yeah, I know.
69: 2018 VW Tiguan 2.0 TDI
Nice! Heated seats, big sunroof, comfy chairs, very likeable. And took us to the South of France and back.
For France!
https://www.fuelly.com/
68: 2016 Renault Megane 1.6 DCi GT
This was actulaly great. Heated bucket seats were more comfy than they looked (although getting in and out was something of an adventure). Really good fun to chuck around, and rapid. Also economical. Very nice, actually. Clutch/DMF had a horrible judder that the dealer couldn't sort due to a parts backlog of "up to 12 months" so eventually swapped before it failed to proceed. Was fun though.
67: 2016 Suzuki Baleno
Was hoping for the Swift but a bit bigger, but the seats were very flat and it felt tinny in a way rthe Swift somehow didn't. Moved on swiftly.
66: 2017 VW Golf SV 1.6 TDi
Seats were nice and comfy but *everything* else was unutterably dreary. Lots of headroom but it was so ponderous and very very slow. An unpleasant surprise.
Moved on much quicker than it did anything else.
65: 2017 Suzuki S-Cross Allgrip 1.4
Ok, take two, swapped the Auris back for this. Big and tall but not that big as still fits on the drive. Bit floatier over bumps but fun. Big sunroof and heated seats... Fingers s-crossed! [/groan]
64: 2017 Toyota Auris 1.2T
(The swift was doing my back in with it's solid suspension and very very low slung-ness, otherwise brill)
Edit: Went back after a week because it was also doing my back in, as per the Hyundai.
63: 2018 Suzuki Swift SHVS
62: 2016 Hyundai i30 CRDi
61: 2012 Renault Megane Coupe DCi - "Gothly"
Denty finally succumbed to age, rust and oil consumption. Gothly discovered mid-pandemic (August 2020) at tame local garage for £bargain.
60: 2008 Toyota Prius T-Spirit "Woody"
Oh! Electrickery!
Edit: July 2021. Had this over 2 years which is something of a record. 25k @ 51.6mpg overall including some rotten driving conditions, an exhaust ££ and 2 wheel bearings £££. An very good car, will miss.
Would have got a new shape one if they didn't start at about 16 grand.
58: 2012 Kia Venga 1.6 Petrol Manual
Tall, comfy, easy to get in and out of with my ruined back, massive opening glass roof, cost twice what the Merc did but feels a much shrewder purchase*. Fingers crossed...
Update after 15k miles. Bit crap on fuel (37mpg avg?). Otherwise pretty faultless.
Edit 07/2019: Remained basically faultless. Chopped in for the prius after 17500 miles. Averaged a disappointing 36.9mpg over all, but otherwise a very good vehicle.
55: 2004 Honda Accord 2.0 SE
Flickr
54: 2003 SAAB 9-3 Convertible SE 2.0 Turbo
Bought to replace the MG really, but much more me than any other car I've bought in a long time. Frighteningly tidy with no obvious mechanical maladies (yet).... (SAAB #13 I think?)
51: 2001 Citroen Picasso 1.8sx
Accidental £200 Ebay potato-shaped vehicle.
Flickr
Edit: 02/2017 - BEST VAN.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tonetonetone/32762954262/
49: 2001 Honda Civic 1.6 "Denty"
The lovely good lady doctor her indoors' best conveyance. 49% mine. Much drive. Boop boop. Etc.
fuelly
44: 2005 Fiat Panda
1.2 Dynamic* with SKYDOME roof. :D Pale yellow. 28k as purchased.
We'll see...
Fuelly link
Flickr album
42: 2003 Toyota Avensis
Binned off after 4k in favour of Panda (because Swindon)
41: 198* Ginetta G26
40: 2006 Saab 9-3 Tid "Sport Wagon"
Edit May 2012: Now covered 15k since collecting. Things that have broken so far:
- Front ARB drop links - replaced with cheapo ones off ebay, then replaced again a month later with genuine SAAB ones which have held out better
- Windscreen wiper linkage - replaced with "uprated" version off ebay
- Alternator (horrendous job - much expense)
- O/S/F spring (snapped)
Sold March 2013 having covered 61k. Thank god. Was shiny but hateful and rubbish.
Fuelly MPG link
Flickr Album
39: 1961 Triumph Herald 1200
Many pictures: Flickr set
Circa 2000 with [#6]:
38: 2001 Proton Impian
37: 2000 Citroen Xsara 1.4
36: 2000 Skoda Felicia 1.3 MPi
35: 1996 VW Golf 1.6 CL
34: 1992 Mercedes 230TE (W124)
Fuelly MPG link
Flickr set
33: 2000 Citroen Saxo Desire 1.5D
31: 1986 VW Golf Driver (LPG)
30: 1999 Vauxhall Vectra 1.8 SXi (LPG)
Flickr set
28: 1999 Renault Clio 1.2 Grande (LPG)
Flickr set