1: 1998 Citroen Saxo 1.1 sx

To my eternal shame, my first car was bought brand new, from North Herts Citroen in Letchworth.

This was thanks to Citroen giving away 2 years free insurance with new cars, which meant, for me at least, buying a brand new pink saxo was cheaper than buying and insuring a £300 escrot shitter, or similar. 

I had the last laugh, anyway, when I rammed it at speed into the back of a parked Peugeot 605. Eat that direct line.